Wtf is wtf?

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Wtf is wtf?

Are you wondering what lol rofl means? Perhaps rtfm as well? Shellium has a small but wonderful program that helps you understand the meaning of words such as lol, rofl and lmao. The magical command is wtf!

Examples of Use:

09:35:56 username:~$ wtf is rofl
ROFL: rolling on floor laughing
09:36:00 username:~$ #or you can even try it without is

So you need to ask (without a question mark) wtf (if want, you can add is) followed by the word and you may get answers! ;-)

Start using the acronyms of words and learn the meanings of them. Careful though, some people don't like it being overused.

The current Database

Word	Meaning
AFAIC	as far as I'm concerned
AFAICR	as far as I can recall
AFAICT	as far as I can tell
AFAIK	as far as I know
AFAIR	as far as I recall
AFAIU	as far as I understand
AFD	away from desktop
AFK	away from keyboard
AFU	all f-u-c-k-ed up
AFW	away from window
AHOD	all hands on deck
AIU	as I understand
AIUI	as I understand it
AKA	also known as
ASAIC	as soon as I can
ASAP	as soon as possible
ASL	age sex location
A/S/L	age/sex/location
ATM	at the moment
AUR	all units respond
AWOL	absent without official leave
AYBABTU	all your base are belong to us
AYT	are you there
B/C	because
B/S	bulls-h-i-t
B/W	between
BBIAB	be back in a bit
BBIAM	be back in a minute
BBL	[I'll] be back later
BBS	be back soon
BBT	be back tomorrow
BFD	big f-u-c-k-ing deal
BIAB	back in a bit
BIAF	back in a few
BIALW	back in a little while
BIAM	back in a minute
BIAS	back in a second
BIAW	back in a while
BOATILAS	bend over and take it like a slut
BOFH	b-a-s-t-a-r-d operator from hell
BOGAHICA	bend over, grab ankles, here it comes again
BOHICA	bend over here it comes again
BRB	[I'll] be right back
BS	b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t
BTDT	been there, done that
BTTH	boot to the head
BTW	by the way
CMIIW	correct me if I'm wrong
CNP	continued [in my] next post
COB	close of business [day]
COTS	commercial off-the-shelf
CYA	see you around
D/L	download
DIAF	die in a fire
DIY	do it yourself
DKDC	don't know, don't care
DNS	Domain Name System
DSTM	don't shoot the messenger
DTRT	do the right thing
DTWT	do the wrong thing
DWIM	do what I mean
EAK	eating at keyboard
EG	evil grin
EMSG	email message
EOB	end of business [day]
EOD	end of discussion
EOF	end of file
EOL	end of life
ETA	estimated time of arrival
ETLA	extended three letter acronym
EWAG	experienced wild-ass guess
FAQ	frequently asked question
FCFS	first come first served
FFS	for f-u-c-k's sake
FFSGI	for f-u-c-k's sake, Google it
FFS	for f-u-c-k's sake
FGI	f-u-c-k-i-n-g Google it
FGS	for God's sake
FIGJAM	f-u-c-k I'm good, just ask me
FIIK	f-u-c-k[ed] if I know
FIIR	f-u-c-k[ed] if I remember
FM	f-u-c-king magic
FML	f-u-c-k my life
FOAD	fall over and die
FSDO	for some definition of
FSVO	for some value of
FTFM	f-u-c-k the f-u-c-kin' manual!
FTLOG	for the love of God
FUBAR	f-u-c-ked up beyond all {recognition,repair}
FUD	fear, uncertainty and doubt
FWIW	for what it's worth
FYI	for your information
G	grin
G/C	garbage collect
G2G	got to go
GAC	get a clue
GAL	get a life
GF	girlfriend
GIGO	garbage in, garbage out
GMTA	great minds think alike
GTFO	get the f-u-c-k off
GTG	got to go
HAND	have a nice day
HHIS	hanging head in shame
HIIK	hell if i know
HICA	here it comes again
HTH	hope this helps
IAC	in any case
IANAL	I am not a lawyer
IC	I see
ICBW	I could be wrong
ICCL	I couldn't care less
ICWYDT	I see what you did there
ICYDK	In case you didn't know
IDC	I don't care
IDK	I don't know
IHAC	I haven't a clue
IHAFC	I haven't a f-u-c-k-i-n-g clue
IHBW	I have been wrong
IHNFC	I have no f-u-c-k-i-n-g clue
IIANM	if I am not mistaken
IIRC	if I recall correctly
IIUC	if I understand correctly
IMAO	in my arrogant opinion
IMCO	in my considered opinion
IMHO	in my humble opinion
IMNSHO	in my not so humble opinion
IMO	in my opinion
IOW	in other words
IRC	Internet Relay Chat
IRL	in real life
ISAGN	I see a great need
ISTM	it seems to me
ISTR	I seem to recall
ISWYDT	I see what you did there
ITYM	I think you mean
IWBNI	it would be nice if
IYAM	if you ask me
IYSS	if you say so
J/K	just kidding
JFGI	just f-u-c-k-i-n-g Google it
JHD	just hit ``delete
JIC	just in case
JK	just kidding
JMO	just my opinion
JTLYK	just to let you know
KIA	killed in action
KISS	keep it simple, stupid
KITA	kick in the ass
KMA	kiss my ass
KNF	kernel normal form
L8R	later
LART	luser attitude readjustment tool (ie, hammer)
LBNL	last but not least
LDAP	Lightweight Directory Access Protocol, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LDAP
LJBF	let's just be friends
LMAO	laughing my a-s-s off
LMGTFY	let me Google that for you (translation: "are you too f***ing lazy to use Google?")
LMSO	laughing my socks off
LOL	laughing out loud
LTNS	long time no see
M8	mate (friend; buddy; pal)
MIA	missing in action
MOTAS	member of the appropriate sex
MOTOS	member of the opposite sex
MOTSS	member of the same sex
MTF	more to follow
MYOB	mind your own business
N/M	never mind
NBD	no big deal
NFC	no f-u-c-k-i-n-g clue
NFI	no f-u-c-k-i-n-g idea
NFW	no f-u-c-k-i-n-g way
NIH	not invented here
NM	not much
NMF	not my fault
NMP	not my problem
NOYB	none of your business
NOYFB	none of your f-u-c-k-i-n-g business
NP	no problem
NRFPT	not ready for prime time
NRN	no reply necessary
NVM	never mind
OIC	oh, I see
OMG	oh, my god
OT	off topic
OTL	out to lunch
OTOH	on the other hand
OTT	over the top
OTTOMH	off the top of my head
PEBKAC	problem exists between keyboard and chair
PFO	please f-u-c-k off
PFY	pimply faced youth
PICNIC	problem in chair not in computer
PITA	pain in the ass
PKSP	pound keys and spew profanity
PNG	persona non grata
PNP	plug and pray
PMSL	pissing my self laughing
POC	point of contact
POLA	principle of least astonishment
POLS	principle of least surprise
POS	piece of shit
PPL	pretty please
PTV	parental tunnel vision
QED	quod erat demonstrandum
RFC	request for comments
RIP	rest in {peace,pieces}
RL	real life
RLC	rod length check
ROFL	rolling on floor laughing
ROFLMAO	rolling on floor laughing my ass off
ROTFL	rolling on the floor laughing
RP	responsible person
RSN	real soon now
RTFB	read the fine/f-u-c-k-i-n-g book
RTFC	read the fine/f-u-c-k-i-n-g code
RTFD	read the fine/f-u-c-k-i-n-g documentation
RTFM	read the fine/f-u-c-k-i-n-g manual
RTFMP	read the fine/f-u-c-k-i-n-g man page
RTFS	read the fine/f-u-c-k-i-n-g source
RTFT	read the fine/f-u-c-k-i-n-g topic
SCNR	sorry, could not resist
SEP	someone else's problem
SFA	sweet f-u-c-k all
SHID	slaps head in disgust
SIMCA	sitting in my chair amused
SMF	Sick Mother F-u-c-k-e-r		SMLSFB	so many losers, so few bullets
SMOP	simple matter of programming
SNAFU	situation normal, all f-u-c-k-e-d up
SNERT	snot-nosed egotistical rude teenager
SNMP	sorry, not my problem
SNR	signal to noise ratio
SO	significant other
SOA	Start Of Authority
SOB	son of [a] bitch
SOL	shit out [of] luck
SOP	standard operating procedure
SSDD	same shit, different day
SSIA	subject says it all
STFA	search the f-u-c-k-ing archives
STFU	shut the f-u-c-k up
STFW	search the f-u-c-king web
SUS	stupid user syndrome
SWAG	silly, wild-a-s-s-ed guess
SWAHBI	silly, wild-a-s-sed hare-brained idea
SWMBO	she who must be obeyed
TANSTAAFL	there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TBC	to be continued
TBD	to be {decided,determined,done}
TBOMK	the best of my knowledge
THNX	thanks
THX	thanks
TIA	thanks in advance
TIAS	Try it and see
TINC	there is no cabal
TLA	three letter acronym
TLB	translation lookaside buffer
TMA	too many abbreviations
TMI	too much information
TNF	The NetBSD Foundation
TOEFL	test of english as a foreign language
TPTB	the powers that be
TRT	the right thing
TTBOMK	to the best of my knowledge
TTFN	ta ta for now
TTYL	talk to you later
TWIAVBP	the world is a very big place
TWSS	That's What She Said
TY	thank you
TYFTVC	thank you for that valuable contribution
TYVM	thank you very much
U/L	upload
UTSL	use the source, Luke
VEG	very evil grin
W/E	whatever
W/	with
WAG	wild-a-s-s guess
WB	welcome back
WFM	works for me
WIA	wounded in action
WIBNI	wouldn't it be nice if
WIP	work in progress
WOFTAM	waste of f-u-c-king time and money
WOMBAT	waste of money, brain, and time
WRT	with respect to
WTF	{what,where,who,why} the f-u-c-k
WTH	{what,where,who,why} the hell
WYSIWYG	what you see is what you get
XMPP	Extensible Messaging and Presence Protocol (an Instant Message chat protocol).
YALIMO	you are lame, in my opinion
YHBT	you have been trolled
YHL	you have lost
YKWIM	you know what I mean
YMA	yo momma's a-s-s
YMMV	your mileage may vary
YT	you there?
YW	you're welcome